{"product_id":"clinically-unbothered-badge-reel-😎✨-funny-nurse-retractable-id-holder","title":"Clinically Unbothered Badge Reel 😎✨ | Funny Nurse Retractable ID Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVitals stable. Attitude unmatched. 😌✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClinically Unbothered Badge Reel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for the healthcare girlies who stay calm under pressure, survive chaotic shifts, and still manage to look expensive while doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a stylish melanin queen with shades, coffee, and zero stress in sight, this badge reel is giving “I charted it already” energy. 💅🏾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for nurses, CNAs, techs, unit secretaries, and every clinically unbothered queen on the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable retractable badge reel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy luxe-inspired design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrong alligator clip backing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect statement accessory for work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNurses \u0026amp; nursing students\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHealthcare besties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurnt out but cute coworkers 😭\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee-fueled shift queens ☕✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause panic is not in the care plan. 🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nurseology Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43964400500870,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/3643\/2006\/files\/756321CF-4B8D-4849-B385-3D7A1FE9372D.png?v=1778106128","url":"https:\/\/nurseology-creations.myshopify.com\/products\/clinically-unbothered-badge-reel-%f0%9f%98%8e%e2%9c%a8-funny-nurse-retractable-id-holder","provider":"Nurseology Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}